evekation 

A washing machine

Evekation noob

evekation by Wetmo January 3, 2017

Elevation Change 

(v)- the act of having or preforming intercourse on a flight of stars. This act must include a minimum of 6 different positions and a minimum of 2 positions using the handrail. This act should only be preformed by professionals. It is extremely hard to preform and should only be done under the supervisions of professionals.

"I elevation changed that girl on the fire escape."

Elevation Change by m4d3y January 15, 2010

eRelationship 

eRelationship- noun

1.) a connection, association, or involvement primarily taking place in virtual form or becomes the main means of communication -primarily email, text messages, instant chatting and/or all forms of social networking sites

2.) a substandard form of dating commonly implemented by lazy or socially under developed individuals.

3.) a behavior that usually will lead to a future of text sex if allowed to develop, aka "Sexting"

I've been emailing and texting with the guy for weeks. He text me all day long and flirts but never calls or asks me out on an actual date. He must be trying to rope me in an eRelationship.

eRelationship by bluewatersbaby April 9, 2010

Elevation Cessation 

The letdown experienced after standing in an elevator, doors almost closed, and someone activates the sensor in a last minute attempt to board by pressing the outside button or waving a hand between the doors.

I was in a full elevator and experienced Elevation Cessation when Harold did a mean karate chop between the doors, trying to board.

Elevation Cessation by IllinoisPam April 10, 2009

Elevation Expectation 

When someone enters an elevator expecting the person closest to the panel of buttons to press one for them.

Susan walked into the elevator calling out her floor number with Elevation Expectation.

Elevation Expectation by IllinoisPam April 10, 2009

Exedation

Maximum progression towards alignment; meditating, exercising and working a passion daily; consistent effort towards ascension

Exedation is something I started doing 3 years ago and l have learned that everyone should be doing this in order to attain fulfillment and true happiness.

Exedation by GabiiNova December 13, 2022

Minor elevation paranoia 

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.

I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...

Minor elevation paranoia by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021