Evag 

Electronic Vagina.
Not to be confused with Epeen.
An evag is referred to the "smallness" of your vagina, rather than "largeness" with epeen.

An evag is given to us because men are always acknowledged instead of women.
:)

Girl: Why do guys get an epeen?! Why can't we have an evag?
Girl 2: We will now!

Boy: Ey, wanna see mah epeen? It's PRETTEH BIG if you know what I mean!
Girl: No. My evag is pretty small though.

Evag by Eoeho June 2, 2008

Evag 

Electronic Vagina.
Not to be confused with Epeen.
An evag is referred to the "smallness" of your vagina, rather than "largeness" with epeen.

An evag is given to us because men are always acknowledged instead of women.
:)

Girl: Why do guys get an epeen?! Why can't we have an evag?
Girl 2: We will now!

Boy: Ey, wanna see mah epeen? It's PRETTEH BIG if you know what I mean!
Girl: No. My evag is pretty small though.

Evag by Eoeho June 2, 2008

evag 

Electronic Vagina. A male participant in an online setting (i.e. an online game) that assumes a female identity or avatar; typically with the intention to trick a white knight into providing them with things for free.

Gamer1: "Did you just give them all your money?"

Gamer2: "Yeah I think she's totally into me."

Gamer1: "That was a guy... You just got scammed by that evag! lol"

evag by Unsc3n3 June 16, 2010

evagashing 

Verb. The act of luring a girl the same age as you into a field and proceeding to fuck her brains out, with permission of course. Large amounts of alcohol should be consumed by the male. No condom is needed but one is always recommended.

I really like that girl, I plan on evagashing her tonight.

evagashing by ezRusty93 November 10, 2009

evagachunt 

A period with large chunks spurting sporadically out of the vagina. Briefly followed by Post Menstrual Syndrome (PMS).

The woman waitress at the pristine french restaurant suddenly had an evagachunt.

evagachunt by dumdumdum69 April 16, 2011

Evaginate

Ah, not what you think. It means "to turn inside out."

Quit trying to evaginate me!

Evaginate by Buce July 14, 2005

Psycho-Evagulate 

The process by which a female makes assessments & choices using her lady parts. Psycho- Evaluating the situation or persons based on how it comes into play regarding her sexuality or financial future.

Sasha couldn’t help but Psycho-Evagulate the hot new delivery man.

Psycho-Evagulate by ROBERTA FRAPPLES May 6, 2019