Eueyyauyuyoe

An eueyyauyuyoe is somebody with the annoying habit of only speaking in vowels.

"Good morning sir, how may I help you?"
"E iayaii y aaa a uoa"
"I beg your pardon, sir?"
"Eueo oeio uouyoioo!"
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am having trouble understanding what it is that you want."
"YYUIAIIUOI EE EY UO!!!"
"Good God, not another eueyyauyuyoe..."

Eueyyauyuyoe by Jennifer McIlhargey November 30, 2013