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Ettorney

An engineer by trade and study that can no longer conduct simple mathematics because he moonlights as a lawyer and dreams of litigation scenarios over words like ‘will’ and ‘might’ and ‘estimated’ to the point of paralysis.
Person 1: Hey...did you see Chris, our ettorney, babled for two hours wasting everybodies time instead of doing his fucking job?

Person 2: Yep...that guy’s a douchebag.
by Matt_Foley October 8, 2020
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