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eton mess 

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.
1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service
eton mess by dickw44sh March 6, 2013

Eton Mess 

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.
“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”
Eton Mess by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

Eton Mess 

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).
Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!
Eton Mess by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
The act of finishing in a strawberry flavoured condom and then pulling it off your dick to slurp it like a frube. The combination of strawberry flavouring, man cream and possibly small lumps of smeg create the complete Eaton mess experience.
I wrapped up last night before I shagged her and when I finished I eton messed it.
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