Ethan.E

He gets bullied by a guy (private info) and he is sensitive with his nuts, others nuts and nut jokes. He goes straight for the golden nut, and bites in hard. His imaginary gf is Katherine and I am pretty sure he nutted on her last night.

Woah! its an Ethan.E type of dude.

by cxlfokjiuhyrgd November 22, 2021

Ethan espinoza

the world's best gardener and tequila maker also he will rob your house

Ethan espinoza robbed my house and made my garden look nice

by josephclare November 8, 2022

Ethan Engle

Without a doubt the most superest-duperest motor-chode mechanic the world has ever known. His lack of motivation in all areas of his life often lead to severe ass chewings, which he promptly disregards and then proceeds to play Command and Conquer. He also cooks delicious steaks and is covered in dirt.

That guy is so awesome and apathetic all at once, he's such an Ethan Engle!

by Super Cool Ethan Fan September 28, 2011

ethan ernest bunts

lives for God above all; is too nice for his own good, loves halo, loves the dew of mountains, can't spell, a country boy, and he can believe its not butter.

ethan ernest bunts-would die for Christ because Christ has died for him.

by DARKHAWK 009ER May 3, 2009

ethan eastwood

a complete cunt

ethan eastwood eats shit and poo cause hes gay

by wehateethaneastwood September 30, 2014

ethan evenson

A big dick that used to date a lesbian and likes to eat pussy

"John is such an Ethan Evenson"

by Your friend bbbrrrooockkk July 21, 2016

Ethan Elliot

A straight kid who sometimes is defined as a susumass patty because of some actions but is straight

Hey man that dude acts like an Ethan Elliot

by Jjyomama December 15, 2018