Eskimo Cousins

When two bro's are eskimo brothers with the same bro, then the first two bro's are cousins

Ted and Paul are eskimo brothers with Jimmy, so Ted and Paul are eskimo cousins

"Dude you're eskimo brothers with John? Me too! We must be eskimo cousins"

by Alejandro Jules February 20, 2013

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013

Eskimo Cousins

When two men both share that have both made out with the same girl. It can be an enjoyable endearing term.

Similar to Eskimo Brothers

"You made out with Jen too?!"
"That makes us Eskimo Cousins!"
(High-five takes place)

by Trogdaft November 13, 2009

Eskimo Cousins

Similar to Eskimo brothers, Eskimo cousins are when you and another guy fuck two sisters, it is an eternal bond between two men, albeit less potent than an Eskimo bro bond

Eric: wait mike, did you smash lindsey??
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS

by fruitbytheinch April 23, 2020

Eskimo cousins

When you fuck cousins

Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.

by Debby Ryand April 10, 2021

Eskimo cousins

Two people who have slept with the same person.

Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.

by Couchie slayer January 25, 2025

Eskimo cousins

When you finger or eat out a girl your homie cracked

Nick and I aren’t quite Eskimo brothers but we are definitely Eskimo cousins.

by Matpall February 1, 2026