erotic stories  

I see you sitting there reading this message with your cock in your hand. It's
starting to get hard and a little drop of pre-cum is glistning off the tip. I
can smell your hot man-crotch smell and it makes me wet! The pearly drop of
pre-cum has now started to ooze down the tip of your cock and you've touched it
with your hand as you jack off. I suddenly appear out of thin air between you
and your computer. You are a little shocked but pleased as you take in all of
my beauty. I whisper "relax, let me give you pleasure" into your ear and gently
nibble your neck. Your hand reaches up to my exposed pussy that's wet and hot.
Your finger touches my clit and I gasp in a shudder of extasy.. I'm so wet my
juice is dripping onto your hand as you gently move 2 fingers inside my cunt.
My hand reaches down and touches the next drop of pre-cum that is emerging from
your throbbing dick. MMMMMM I moan as I move away slowly.. I look at you with
your rock hard cock, sitting in your chair.

i read erotic stories all the fucking time

erotic stories by dr.tran February 24, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012