Erm, Actually 

"Erm, Actually" is a term often used by nerds at the beginning of every sentence to prove that whatever you said is wrong, according to the nerd's calculations.

Teacher: Good morning, students! Today we'll be learning about Ratios.
random student: oh you mean when someone's reply gets more likes than the actual comment?
Nerd 🤓: Erm, Actually, A ratio says how much of one thing there is compared to another thing. For example, if there are 8 bananas and 6 apples, then the ratio between bananas and apples are 8 to-
random student: BRO SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-

Erm, Actually by GarryBornana September 1, 2022

Erm Actually 

they are a NERD 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

idiot: 9 + 10 is 21 lolz
certified geek: erm actually it’s
idiot: NERD

Erm Actually by pantaking69 August 14, 2022

erm actually 

How to prove the other person is a dumbass and an idiot

you can ratio people

Dumb guy: I love that sweet and fizzy drink!
Person: Erm actually 🤓 ☝️ it’s called soda

erm actually by 147852369/*-+.0 September 11, 2025

Erm, achtually? 

A misspelling of "um, actually?", an internet joke commonly said to mimic and mock people who correct others.

"No, it's not 'your' its 'you're'!" They replied to a comment on youtube.

Another user replied "erm, ACHTUALLY?"

Erm, achtually? by jasperlikeswords May 25, 2024