Eric Peterson's are extremely mysterious. They tend to disappear and go M.I.A. for what seems to be forever, just so they can be missed. They will mislead you on purpose just to keep you guessing. And of course, wanting more. They are so sexy that both sexes are attracted to them. They are stalked by crazies on social media and therefore won't reply to your messages hardly ever. Boy! Eric Petersons will get you wanting them down on one knee. Practically salivating as you wait. But, unfortunately, they have huge commitment issues and love playing games as all immature boys do. So if you expect to see a change anytime soon... you're better off planning your own funeral.
by Mrs. I do what I want March 13, 2017
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Dude! Let’s Eric Bilotta this trip man!
Jenny pulled an Eric Bilotta while having sex with Craig last night.
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Eric Golde: Skidcumber got banned from Eric Support Server for being a child just skidding.
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Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.

Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.

He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
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Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies

Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.
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Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
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