Erastus

Erastus is a very lively man with the ability to bring sunlight to the "greyest" of days. He has a very bright and beautiful smile and his laughter is contagious. He's smart and very passionate about what he does. He fights for what he believes in but will never impose it on you.
He has not been through the smoothest of relationships so he puts up a guarded appearance but deep down, he's soft and a very passionate and sweet lover.
He's someone you can run to for comfort and he'll receive you with arms wide open. He seems to know the right words to say and they soothe the heart like balm.
He has good taste in music, and has an amazing voice. An amazing singer but as for his dancing skills, let's just say he is not so gifted in that aspect.
He doesn't like stress and knows how to ease the tension in the air.
Erastus is also a very good looking man.
Find yourself an Erastus.

"I love his smile. He looks like an Erastus".

Erastus by Just_Sumbuddy September 14, 2020

Erastus

A great name for a great person. Can always brighten your day. Loves to make you laugh. Always a good person to turn to when you need help. Always quotes memes. A huge weeb. Usually likes someone named Rebecca

I was really depressed recently, but Erastus got me through it!

Erastus by MasterZ4 October 17, 2018

Erastus

A weeb that has bad luck with relationships.

Rip Erastus

Erastus by p0k3 M3 April 2, 2019

Erastus

A weeb that has no luck in relationships :(

Rip Erastus.

Erastus by p0k3 M3 April 2, 2019

Dry Erasturbator 

A person whose fervent and dynamic use of a dry erase board, typically but not limited to an office setting, borders on the obscene.

Dry Erasturbators often come with their own erasers specially molded to find their hands and sets of markers that cover an array of palette choices. Their penmanship is usually impeccable, and their energy palpable. They often make very entertaining and powerful presentations.

However, the passion they exude onto their audience is seldom about the material being presented, but rather over the materials at hand.

MIKE: C'mon, I want to get a good seat for Ed's presentation.

RICH: Why?

MIKE: Because he's like the sickest Dry Erasturbator in the region! You'll walk away with loads and loads of useful stuff, oozing out your ears, guaranteed!

Dry Erasturbator by theDalaiLummox August 27, 2010

Erasmus 

The most caring guy you will ever meet. He will never belittle you or leave you behind. He is always noticed but never trys to stand out in anyway. He is beautiful in anyway possible.

Erasmus. "You can take that 'XD' and shove it up your ass."

Erasmus by Thatleprechaun February 13, 2021

Eractus 

The face a woman/man makes before he/she receives a cumshot on their face.

Dylan took a photo of Jenne's eractus as he blew his load all over Jenne's face.

Eractus by Awesomenessnessness21 June 20, 2011