Eprickhany

That special moment when you finally relaise you're a prick

I was walking down the street today with me check shirt, facial hair, top knot, orange courds in full swing carrying a bottle of IPA and smoking a roley when I caught a glimpe of myself in a shop window and thought fuck me I look like a right prick - I'd just had an eprickhany

Eprickhany by wriggleit September 17, 2019

epicphany

One of those very rare very moments when many ideas finally come together to solve an important long-standing issue.

I so hate having to watch over this domestic model small-reservoired activated carbon water filter, having to return every minute or two to top it off with faucet water while the purified water drips slowly into the pitcher below. Holy Mother Jesus Christ of Nazareth - or I could just let the faucet drip at the same rate that the filter can process water, and come back in 10 minutes... what an epicphany!!

epicphany by Tripsy and Natty McDangerface November 29, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016