5 definitions by wriggleit

Eprickhany

That special moment when you finally relaise you're a prick

I was walking down the street today with me check shirt, facial hair, top knot, orange courds in full swing carrying a bottle of IPA and smoking a roley when I caught a glimpe of myself in a shop window and thought fuck me I look like a right prick - I'd just had an eprickhany

by wriggleit September 17, 2019

HOMELESS FINGER

When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time

In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me

Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger

by wriggleit September 17, 2019

Hole Dredging

When you plough someones hole so bad nuggety pay dirt comes flying out - a tad like gold mining, some might say you've struck gold.

Ah man I struck gold last night I was hole dredging Victoria so bad - maltesers were flying out everywhere

I was hole dredging Debbie so hard last night she shat out like a goat

by wriggleit September 13, 2019

hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better

Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out

by wriggleit September 13, 2019

Prickisation

The moment you realise you're a prick

What you buying that for? You'd look like a right prick in that ..

Shit you're right - what a prick

Damn - I've just had a prickisation

by wriggleit September 12, 2019