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EPIC PHAIL 

To fail so epicly you cannot just explain it using the word "Fail" But you have to say it "Phail" fail

Also an antonym to EPIC, can be used as derogatory or as a compliment in Halo live
EPIC
1. John is such an epic phail he doesn't even know what he's talking about.
2. That was such an epic phail with the scarab gun he killed my entire team!
EPIC PHAIL by Haydon March 23, 2008

epic phail 

The most extreme failure there is. Commonly used on the internet if someone does something extremely idiotic.
Person 1: "I just died in real life dooooodzzzzzz!!!"
Person 2: "Epic phail."
epic phail by TonicX57 May 4, 2008

Epic Phail 

Someone who cannot play a game due to the fact they only leech points and follow others around.
Josh is an Epic Phail when playing Guild Wars.
Epic Phail by Pend March 13, 2009

Epic Fail (phail) 

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.

Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.
Epic Fail (phail)

1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)

2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)
Epic Fail (phail) by Meek Meek October 20, 2008

Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.
Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"
Epic Phale by Xenos Worrior May 6, 2009
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