The symptoms of "one-enis" is depression, sexual frustration, fake orgasms, marriage & getting extremely bored and turn off while your having intercourse.
by jasiieebaby March 30, 2011
It is the crummy male version of Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt meaning 'My Cunt'and Mike Enis meaning 'My Penis' but is modified so that it is similar to Mike Hunt but still means My Penis. Alternatives include 'Mike Ock' which is 'My Cock'
by IIJOEYII August 13, 2005
Bryan El-Eni is a local celebrity in a PetSmart near new york, he is famous for building pcs and having his own opinion, he is so cool. His dog, Hemlock is his lover and they have been married for 9 years. Bryans mom, Bassan she used to be a M.I.L.F and Bryan was a accidental conceivement during a film shoot.
by fhweufe April 21, 2020
When you try to type the words 'are' and 'gay' but you fuck up the typing and end up with 'egay'. 🅱️enis adds in some flamboyant gay flare.
by Acerat November 1, 2019
When you receive a horrifying, unwanted dick pic and have disturbing recurring flashbacks of the traumatic event.
by 4ShitsSake April 29, 2014
The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.
One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis
The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.
One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis
The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.
Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is
Me: Penis
Him: Damn, nice block
Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is
Me: Penis
Him: Damn, nice block
Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.
by ericinman September 9, 2020