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Ike Eveland 

A person who yawns like an angel.
Ike eveland's yawn can cure most of the disease in the world
Ike Eveland by Cookie sensei January 20, 2022

Ike Eveland 

•A person who gets all the hearts. Literal angel and cutie; but will dominate you and make you a service top if he wants to (and I'm willing).
"It is not gae to simp for Ikey;
because he is best waifu,
Just with extra pp" - Ike Eveland bro fan
Ike Eveland by Moon Cancer January 26, 2022

Ike Eveland 

Someone who is a ball of fluff, is very cute and sweet but can also be evil if needed. Someone with an outstanding vouce and has a wide vocal range.
Me: I only marry people who are like Ike Eveland

Toast/Envelope Method 

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
An Enjel is caring and sexy. If you can find an Enjel that is 5’6, tan, and really fit, you have hit the jackpot. Enjel is the name of someone who is talented, has a great sense of humor, amazing personality, and has great looks. An Enjel is an irreplaceable person that is always there for his friends.
Look at that guy over there working out... he is such an Enjel.
Enjel by kimjongjordan January 5, 2021

brown envelope

A euphemism for a bribe (UK).
Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!
brown envelope by KMorgan April 3, 2015