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Enoch Showunmi is a beast.
He's tall and feared throughout the footballing world.
He plays for Bristol City and no-one is safe when he's on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium.
He often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. Although he doesn't need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty.
He has a gigantic wang, probably similar to the size of Leroy Lita
He also sings gospelly for his local church.
It's wonderful.
Arsenal fan 1 (shouts to Showunmi) - Showunmi's a pussy.
Enoch Showunmi - ARGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Destroys everything*
by gerald tits January 04, 2008
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