The wisest, most advanced group of people on the planet.
This is due to England's ideal spot on Earth, along with a combination of rich history, flat farming landscapes, varied weather and ideal temperatures.
People living in England have evolved and continue evolving faster than the rest of the world.
The fact the English are on average 10 generations more advanced, subjects them to jealousy, accusations of arrogance, misunderstanding and fascination from the rest of the world.
This is due to England's ideal spot on Earth, along with a combination of rich history, flat farming landscapes, varied weather and ideal temperatures.
People living in England have evolved and continue evolving faster than the rest of the world.
The fact the English are on average 10 generations more advanced, subjects them to jealousy, accusations of arrogance, misunderstanding and fascination from the rest of the world.
by Percy Moore January 12, 2010
English people are people part of the british society. Let me clear things up.
1.Not all English people have bad teeth. Infact, the majority of teens today have perfect teeth because with the NHS, if you're under 16 we get braces for free.
2. Yes, most of us drink a high amount of tea. But not all of us like it, or drink it.(Stereotype).
3. We're not jealous of Americans.
4.We're not all pussies. I'd like to see you got to south london and try and start a fight.
5. Not every one of us hates americans.
6. I know alot of people who are amazing on Xbox.
7. Yes, we swear a lot. I honestly don't see the need for the word 'fuck' used about 5 times in a sentance.
8. We have alot of hot people in this country too.
9. There are many different accents, we're not all posh. I come from the south, so a southern accent can be quite harsh. Like a farmer.
Basically, what I'm trying to get at is if you actually met us you'd realise that we are the exact opposite of what you think we are.
1.Not all English people have bad teeth. Infact, the majority of teens today have perfect teeth because with the NHS, if you're under 16 we get braces for free.
2. Yes, most of us drink a high amount of tea. But not all of us like it, or drink it.(Stereotype).
3. We're not jealous of Americans.
4.We're not all pussies. I'd like to see you got to south london and try and start a fight.
5. Not every one of us hates americans.
6. I know alot of people who are amazing on Xbox.
7. Yes, we swear a lot. I honestly don't see the need for the word 'fuck' used about 5 times in a sentance.
8. We have alot of hot people in this country too.
9. There are many different accents, we're not all posh. I come from the south, so a southern accent can be quite harsh. Like a farmer.
Basically, what I'm trying to get at is if you actually met us you'd realise that we are the exact opposite of what you think we are.
guy1:dude, she's hot.
guy2: I heard she's from England.
guy1: no way! i gotta check that place out.
guy3: I heard there are English people all over the place that look like that!
guy2: I heard she's from England.
guy1: no way! i gotta check that place out.
guy3: I heard there are English people all over the place that look like that!
by indrajazzzz December 06, 2011
A bunch of crooked nosed bastards that shag and finger each other with their cheesy hairy fanny and also do it with sheep’s the ugly long faced knobs.
Did you see all they English people fingering themselves with the new dildo 2000 bunch of fairy pricks they would be better of flying away with their wings
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
A nation of people that are often Stereotyped. I am here today to give the facts behind the opinion.
A. Bad teeth- Well, er, okay, this one's true.
B. Overweight- Er, well, I guess this one's true too.
E. Posh accents- I personally have a posh accent, as I come from Oxford :) But there's many other accents; such as Cockney Geordie and Brummie.
F. Swear a lot- I don't know what the fuckinghell you're talking about!
G. Bad on Xbox live- Well, not a lot of English men or women even go on Xbox live. It's normally teens or children, who have not yet matured. It's kinda unfair to base the whole of England from these people, that all the English hate too.
H. Rude- Well, we're more sarcastic than rude.
I. Hate Americans- Actually, this one's not true. Most English people love the Americans, and it's just the small majority that go around on Xbox live slagging off the Americans. But they're not even considered as English people, they have their own race called 'chav'
K. Drink a lot of tea- Ok, I can't deny this one.
I hope that cleared some things up for you! Have a nice day, and cheerio!
A. Bad teeth- Well, er, okay, this one's true.
B. Overweight- Er, well, I guess this one's true too.
E. Posh accents- I personally have a posh accent, as I come from Oxford :) But there's many other accents; such as Cockney Geordie and Brummie.
F. Swear a lot- I don't know what the fuckinghell you're talking about!
G. Bad on Xbox live- Well, not a lot of English men or women even go on Xbox live. It's normally teens or children, who have not yet matured. It's kinda unfair to base the whole of England from these people, that all the English hate too.
H. Rude- Well, we're more sarcastic than rude.
I. Hate Americans- Actually, this one's not true. Most English people love the Americans, and it's just the small majority that go around on Xbox live slagging off the Americans. But they're not even considered as English people, they have their own race called 'chav'
K. Drink a lot of tea- Ok, I can't deny this one.
I hope that cleared some things up for you! Have a nice day, and cheerio!
Just go watch Charlieissocoollike or Nerimon to find out what English people are really like and get off your Xbox. The chavs are not people. They are witches and should be burnt at the stake.
by Murderburger April 17, 2011
"Tend to be cry babies on xbox live."
And also get incredibly-extremely angry when insulted, and when insulted will insult the insulter with the rudest and most unbelievebly nasty swearwords known to man.
And also get incredibly-extremely angry when insulted, and when insulted will insult the insulter with the rudest and most unbelievebly nasty swearwords known to man.
English people, right now lets get on with the definition:
English person: "oh no you got me again"
Foreigner (usually a Yank, no offence intended): "shut up, you little English/British baby."
English person: "F**K YOU! YOU SH*TFORBRAINS, GO EAT (insert incredibly fatty food here), YOU STUPID YANK C*NT!!!!!!!!"
English person: "oh no you got me again"
Foreigner (usually a Yank, no offence intended): "shut up, you little English/British baby."
English person: "F**K YOU! YOU SH*TFORBRAINS, GO EAT (insert incredibly fatty food here), YOU STUPID YANK C*NT!!!!!!!!"
by Englishandproud August 08, 2009
Big pussies who took the Falklands from us, as well as having horrible teeth, always getting beat at futbol by south americans even though they are credited with the invention of the sport. they tend to drink excessively and have small penises. their accents are so grave that you can understand few of them, and those that you can understand you would just like them to shut the fuck up. this includes small 8th graders, excluding women with them name of Sophie.
by FucktheEnglish May 21, 2009
The worst type of people to ever exist. 95% of them automatically go to hell for being dumb little fucks
"Oi ya stupid fookin' american cunt, didncha kno dat the yoo-kay has free 'ealthcare??"
"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
"Don't worry, he's one of them English people."
"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
"Don't worry, he's one of them English people."
by hawn hawn baguette March 10, 2022