full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
by C February 24, 2004
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When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her
Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina
by top spinner July 29, 2011
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1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.

how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
by evil bob September 3, 2006
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When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast
by albynospyder July 11, 2015
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When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)
Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!
by Nick Off April 22, 2021
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When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning
by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023
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Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 9, 2017
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