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Energy Heavy Machine Guns

A tripod‑mounted or vehicle‑integrated directed‑energy weapon that delivers sustained, devastating power. Designed to engage light vehicles, fortifications, and massed infantry, it projects a continuous beam or high‑frequency pulse train. Cooling is a major challenge – liquid nitrogen or cryo‑loops are standard. The energy heavy machine gun can cut through a car engine block, set off ammunition stores, and leave glassy trenches in concrete. It is the sound of “we are not here to negotiate.”
Energy Heavy Machine Guns Example: “The energy HMG hummed for a full three seconds, then a line of white fire walked across the bunker line. When the glare faded, the bunkers had been replaced by molten slag. The enemy stopped shooting.”
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Energy-Directed Heavy Machine Guns

A vehicle‑mounted or fixed‑emplacement directed‑energy weapon that projects a continuous, high‑power laser or microwave beam. Designed to engage incoming missiles, aircraft, or light armor, it can burn through steel at a rate of centimeters per second. The power draw is enormous – often requiring a dedicated reactor or capacitor bank. Energy‑directed heavy machine guns are the backbone of modern point‑defense systems. The beam is visible as a white‑hot line, and the target usually explodes before it can react.
Energy-Directed Heavy Machine Guns Example: “The ship’s energy‑directed HMG tracked the incoming missile. A beam of light connected the turret to the warhead. The missile detonated harmlessly a kilometer out. The gun’s coolant system vented steamtime to reload the capacitor.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026