Emperor Mao

The act of jizzing in someone's face, usual in the ocular region, to the extent that they squint for days afterwards.

What's with Sarah's eyes?
Oh, I gave that slut the Emperor Mao last night.

by Bruce Lee March 1, 2005

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 13, 2021