emotional support animal 

A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.

Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane

Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.

Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?

Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.

emotional support animal by Chad Brylo January 29, 2018

Emotional support animal 

A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.

Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!

Emotional support animal by Ratched, RN March 17, 2022

emotional support animal 

A scam used to bring your pet on an airplane with you for free.

Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.

emotional support animal by Premedmachine May 2, 2018

emotional support animal 

A completely idiotic, 100% crock-of-shit psychological movement that caters to emotionally-stunted, entitled adult children who can't do basic life errands without having an animal buddy by their side at all times, and disingenuous shitbirds who like to co-opt the language of disability to abuse loopholes in order to have pets where pets are not allowed.

What do you mean, I can't bring a fully-grown adult crocodile on an airplane? It's my emotional support animal, you're being ableist!

emotional support animal by q359 July 24, 2023

Emotional Support Animal 

1. A person that is having an emotional affair with someone, who is in a relationship with someone else.

That guy is her Emotional Support Animal. He listens to her, takes her out, is romantic, all of the things she doesn't get in her own relationship.

Emotional Support Animal by TaoofCee December 24, 2023

Emotional Support Animal 

When someone in a relationship, continually talks to, or hangs out with someone to get all of the things they are missing in their unfullfilling relationship. This may sometimes lead to sex but instead of adultery, should be considered bestiality.

After a weekend with her bf, she spends the next 5 days with her emotional support animal, to get her self-esteem built back up.

Emotional Support Animal by TaoofCee January 28, 2024