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Emo Nerd 

A nerd who is emo for reaons such as:
a)Slow connection
b) Noobginity
c)missing episodes
Stoned: man, my connection is so slow... I'm going to go delete files from the windows folder to relive stress...
Petin: you are such a freakin emo nerd
Emo Nerd by Petin October 16, 2005

emo-nerd-wankster 

A nerd guy who has a 8.0 GPA and doesn't have many friends. Likes to listen to GreenDay shit and that friendship stuff make him think no one understands his life and then cuts his lower arm and wrist and shows it to people and crys. Then he meets me and my friends and we make fun of him of his tight jeans. Months pass and he gets shoes from foot locker. Soon he buys 3XL ECKO shirts when he can only fit medium-large. Sags and thinks hes a gangster but hes still in his honors math class and cuts himself.
''hey nerd u hella gay''

nerd: ='(

2 months pass

nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*

''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''

2 months later

nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.

''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
emo-nerd-wankster by You Is A Beezy September 23, 2008

Emo Raging Nerd 

A person with Emo Rage Syndrome that plays online games and takes them way to seriously.
Comstar from the Eve-Online corporation D.C.B is a huge Emo Raging Nerd who cannot control his own life and gets upset when he cannot control his online life either.
Emo Raging Nerd by kalphitte December 27, 2008
An avid nerd who is just a bit keen. Will often send around very stupid jokes, a lot of global messages on IRC and MSN. If you get some age-old jokes in an email that is obviously passed around to all 30 contacts the idiot has, reply with EMONERD
<emonerd> «Âm§g»¤ Omg!? Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ¤&#8482;
emonerd by Toby Lane March 3, 2008
nerd
  /nɜrd/ nurd
–noun Slang.
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

Emo
  /E-Mo/ Faggot
–noun Slang.
1. A depressed faggot with no sense of style
2. A pussy who cries about everything going against them. Bang their heads on walls, cut themselves and finally become road kill.

EmoNerd
  /E-mo nɜrd/ Faggy McFag
–noun Slang.
1. A nerd who is also and Emo, believes that they are the greatest of all men kind and just really deserved to be burnt in stake fires. They spend most of their time on the internet convincing how depressing their life is. Usually tries to be an attention whore where ever they go.
Emonerd: OH WHY! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN WITH ME ONLY! JIYRAIYA DIED! I MUST GO AND CUT MYSELF

Normal Person: ....-_-.....
Emonerd by Ambaby November 2, 2009
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A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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