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Emo Nerd • emo-nerd-wankster • Emo Raging Nerd • emo • emo kids • emo boy • emo girls • emo hair • emo haters • emo band
emo-nerd-wankster
A nerd guy who has a 8.0 GPA and doesn't have many friends. Likes to listen to GreenDay shit and that friendship stuff make him think no one understands his life and then cuts his lower arm and wrist and shows it to people and crys. Then he meets me and my friends and we make fun of him of his tight jeans. Months pass and he gets shoes from foot locker. Soon he buys 3XL ECKO shirts when he can only fit medium-large. Sags and thinks hes a gangster but hes still in his honors math class and cuts himself.
''hey nerd u hella gay''
nerd: ='(
2 months pass
nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*
''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''
2 months later
nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.
''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
nerd: ='(
2 months pass
nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*
''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''
2 months later
nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.
''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
emo-nerd-wankster by You Is A Beezy September 23, 2008
Emo Raging Nerd
Comstar from the Eve-Online corporation D.C.B is a huge Emo Raging Nerd who cannot control his own life and gets upset when he cannot control his online life either.
Emo Raging Nerd by kalphitte December 27, 2008
Emonerd
nerd
/nɜrd/ nurd
–noun Slang.
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.
Emo
/E-Mo/ Faggot
–noun Slang.
1. A depressed faggot with no sense of style
2. A pussy who cries about everything going against them. Bang their heads on walls, cut themselves and finally become road kill.
EmoNerd
/E-mo nɜrd/ Faggy McFag
–noun Slang.
1. A nerd who is also and Emo, believes that they are the greatest of all men kind and just really deserved to be burnt in stake fires. They spend most of their time on the internet convincing how depressing their life is. Usually tries to be an attention whore where ever they go.
/nɜrd/ nurd
–noun Slang.
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.
Emo
/E-Mo/ Faggot
–noun Slang.
1. A depressed faggot with no sense of style
2. A pussy who cries about everything going against them. Bang their heads on walls, cut themselves and finally become road kill.
EmoNerd
/E-mo nɜrd/ Faggy McFag
–noun Slang.
1. A nerd who is also and Emo, believes that they are the greatest of all men kind and just really deserved to be burnt in stake fires. They spend most of their time on the internet convincing how depressing their life is. Usually tries to be an attention whore where ever they go.
Emonerd: OH WHY! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN WITH ME ONLY! JIYRAIYA DIED! I MUST GO AND CUT MYSELF
Normal Person: ....-_-.....
Normal Person: ....-_-.....
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