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emo butt rock 

Shitty fucking Emo music that retards like to butt fuck to, while using their own fake tears and face paint as lube. These dramatic douche bags are not really mad at the world just mad at them selves for being born a fucking douche bag.
Emo butt rock sucks. Fuck Atreyu!!! Atreyu can gag on my fury nut sack. I will shit on Dan Jacobs face!! Go back to O.C. and quietly wait for it to fall in the ocean you fuck!!
emo butt rock by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007
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emo butt rock 

hmm.. emo butt rock
emo music that sounds like straight ass

like it literally sounds like they pulled it out of their ass.
these bands are emo butt rock aiden(the new adien), sherwood, chris daughtery(in a weird kinda way)
emo butt rock by autumnleigh[: January 6, 2008

butterknife emo 

A person who pretends to be emo only to get attention and people feeling sorry for them. The term comes from the idea of someone trying to cut his/her wrist with a butterknife.
I don't want to hear your whining. Your just being a butterknife emo again.
butterknife emo by Pettit November 29, 2009

emobuttsex 

a. Buttsex engaged in under emotional duress or out of lack of self respect; the 'catcher' often cries in the course of the act, not because it is physically painful, but because they cannot believe they are letting this guy fuck them in the ass.

b. Any sexual congress between emo kids, especially but not necessarily buttsex.
"Emobuttsex is the best, dude! It's like how a lapdance is always better if the stripper is crying, only it's even better, since buttsex is by definition better than a lapdance. Tears make the best lube, ferreal."

"Yeh, I totally hooked up with that guy with the tight pants and Cursive shirt.... we had pretty awesome emobuttsex."
emobuttsex by Angst Boy July 23, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026