Emily Osment

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Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.

"Damn, that Emily Osment is perfect" -Everyone

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Emily Osment

One of the worst singers/actress in the entire world.You will literally explode if you listen to her music.Her overly squeaky squirrel nose plugged voice is rather annoying.

OMG! you sound like Emily Osment *Explodes*

Emily Osment by Rhianna Jonasss June 12, 2008

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Emily Osment

An unbearably annoying little wannabe who can't sing or act. co-stars in the Disney series "Hannah Montana" (which is equally as vomit-insucing as Emily herself). She thinks she's funny, cute and talented when she's really neither of those things. Once you hear her voice, you will most likely experience the sudden urge to punch the crap out of her and all of her whiney little fans- unless, that is, you're a stupid 12 year old fangirl.

Fangirl: LYK OHMYBUDDHA EMILY OSMENT LYK HAS A NW CD!!!!!!!!!11!one!!! IMMA GO BY IT LOL!
Me: Go fall in a hole.

Emily Osment by DemiFan June 30, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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