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Emily Morris 

A dumb bitch who’s dating Nico Gomez. But she’s really funny and the best person ever and she can always make you smile. Her dad recently moved to fort worth! True, yes! Facts, stated!
Noah: blueface baby Hey did y’all see Nemo today?
Person 2: What’s Nemo?
Noah: Just the best couple ever including Nico Gomez and Emily Morris
Person 3: I’ve seen them fuck before
Emily: N-WORD
Emily Morris by 69696 0K B00M3R November 20, 2019

Emily Morrison 

The worst gym buddy of all time.
Me: Do you want to go to the gym?
Emily Morrison: No.
Emily Morrison by sista_22 March 14, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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