Elk River 

A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.

I live in Elk River, Minnesota.

Elk River by Jace Lynne June 11, 2011

Elk river 

Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.

BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?

JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?

BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..

Elk river by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011

Elk River High School 

Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5

Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit

Elk River High School by Literally god nigga June 4, 2019

Elk River Idaho 

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

Elk River Idaho by Theidahokid October 23, 2019

Elk River Dollhouse

An Elk River Dollhouse describes the action of jerking off under your sister's bed while hiding from the police at an under aged drinking event at your dad's house.

Tommy had an Elk River Dollhouse last summer. It got cray cray and took months to get the smell out.

Elk River Dollhouse by Daddy679 February 2, 2026