the hottest jew on the street. has a very big penis but is a late bloomer. overweight but funny. very fucking bright and cute. can be racist but only sometimes.
by ppfr June 16, 2019
by Tyler has a small dick February 8, 2019
Disappointing Elijah. You are very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very disappointing.
by hwsxjwwdecfwne August 4, 2017
by Exposing Fairview Niggers April 11, 2019
Elijah is a asshole who doesn't give a fuck about his friends and ditches them for more famous "friends" that only like him for his so called jokes and he thinks he's sexy he'll even make up a word for it he likes stabbing people and video games his last name usually starts with a A you know for asshole.
by SuperFantasicDefiner December 3, 2018
1. Elijah is a almost always a dick that steals jokes and has old memes.
2. Elijah is also a popular name in California for guys that let you bang their sister
2. Elijah is also a popular name in California for guys that let you bang their sister
by Elijah Elliott May 26, 2017