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Elevator Shaft 

the process by which a male cuts off his partners head at the neck, and continues to stick his member into the newly created throat straight up and down.
Stan" I gave your sister the elevator shaft yesterday

Mark" That would explain the blood
Elevator Shaft by W frum P.town October 10, 2008

Elevator Shaft 

To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.
"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"

"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."

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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"

"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"
Elevator Shaft by SlangSultan November 16, 2011

elevator shaft 

Drinking a draft beer in one sip so that instead of having a sip line every few inches, the entire glass is coated with the leftover foam. Works especially well with Guinness.
I just elevator shafted that beer. It went... STRAIGHT DOWN!!!
elevator shaft by ojc nyc April 6, 2009

Hot dog down an elevator shaft 

A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.
I dont know why he was trying that position but you may have well just thrown a hot dog down an elevator shaft.

elevatorshafted 

when someone gets into the elevator after you and gets off before you, you have been elevatorshafted
I don't believe it, I have just been quadruple elevatorshafted on my way up to the office
elevatorshafted by phexxa April 9, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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