Elephino!

Punch line to the greatest joke EVER! Combination of "elephant" and "rhino". Pronounced "hell if I know".

Grandpa Joe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Me: I don't know. What DO you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Grandpa Joe: HELLIFIKNOW!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If that were any funnier, it would have to be banned by the FCC like anything else that's funny!

Elephino! by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 13, 2005

elephino 

a cross between an elephant and a rhino

originated in the joke:
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
answer: elephino

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
answer: elephino

elephino by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

elephino 

The most Godly joke on the planet. You will laugh your ass off just thinking about it, it's awesomeness will seep through every pore on your body. And you will sex with it.

Billy: What do you call an Elephant and a Rhino?
Bobby: What?
Billy: An Elephino!!
Bobby: That was stupid.

*punches Billy*

elephino by Auge April 13, 2005

Elephino 

A fictional hybrid mammal.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with that rhinoceros?
A: elephino!

Elephino by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

eliphino

the punchline to a lame joke that made people actually laugh back in the day...

guy one: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

guy two: I dunno. what, a waffle?

guy one: Eliphino! (hell if I know)

guy two: *slashes guy one's tires*

eliphino by animedude May 8, 2004

Elephine

Elephine ( Pronounced Elef-ene ) means lucky new beginnings getting luck from the meaning of Elephants (Eleph) and ine pronounced as Ein which is one in German and the number one means new beginnings you should definitely be friends with them if you want to have good luck and a good time.

Person 1: Elephine is always so lucky when she tries new things

Person 2: That’s why you should be friends with her!

Elephine by bat3.100 June 25, 2023

Smelle Elephine 

real name of Belle Delphine
pick-me girl #1 (if you saw my definition of pick-me girls by the way you know how bad that is to be called that by me)

Sane person; EW ITS SMELLE ELEPHINE
Discord Moderator; BOOOOOOO!
Sane person; NOOOOO SOMEONE MISSED EXORCISM DAY WHYYYY

Smelle Elephine by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025