El Pedro

'El Pedro' is a political action undertaken by the masses, the masses all ejaculate in their underwear simaltaenously.
This is often done to celebrate being of one people, one body and one ejaculation. This polictical act often takes place in the European countries of Spain and Portugal.

Im going to the El Pedro celebration today.

El Pedro by massivezulu...8 October 21, 2010

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El Pedro

He is not a man. He is a lifestyle. Professional botanist and a maffia boss. Never mess with a lifestyle.

You: Did you met El Pedro?

Me: No, you must be like him if you want to see him.

El Pedro by Rebel 2 March 10, 2023

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El Pedro • El Pedo • EL • El Camino • El Salvador • el diablo • el p • El Paso • El Nino • El oh el

El Pedo

Anybody who name is Mark, drives a Blue car is known as an El Pedo. Sometimes they can be seen driving around with an ice-cream truck trying to attract little girls/boys in the truck.

What goes on in the truck?
Nobody knows, these children has gone missing after.....
Typically their mortal enemy is a girl with an A at the start of their name.

El PEDO!

El Pedo by Innocentboy2001 May 5, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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