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El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.
It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.
by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025
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