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El Caballo 

A homosapien of the male species who has been known to have an exceptionally large penis ; a man packing the meat.
Chris: "Yo Charles, I just accidently walked in on Luis having sex!"

Charles: "Did you get a little peak?"

Chris: "Naw, I couldn't see much."

Charles: "Well, why not?"

Chris: "Cause, all I got a glimpse of, was El Caballo."

Charles: "Shit, he must be packin'."
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El Caballo 

Nickname given to Carlos Lee, a Houston Astro, which when translated from Spanish to English means big horse, which is fitting cuz Carlos is a big guy. Has a fan club consisting mostly of Mexicans who always hang out in the standing room near the Crawford boxes at Minute Made Park. Look for the guy with the big moustache!
El Caballo has just hit...whoa it's going...it's going...caught in foul territory! Maybe he'll gallop the bases next time.
El Caballo by AstroPahn1 April 10, 2009
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El Caballo 

AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.
"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."
El Caballo by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003

El Caballo 

usually used in a weird mexican accent. Meaning "the horse" People crack up after hearing this.
Ale: Can we go to chickfila?
Vicky: El caballo! weird mexican accent
Ale: is that a yes?
El Caballo by Lababygurlj February 28, 2011

El Caballo 

Although, merely human, this man is typically confused for a centaur, usually due to his large endowment. El Caballo definitely doesn’t skip leg day and avoids soy products at all costs due to their tendency to cause a spike in estrogen. Subsequently, he is also hated by beta males. Fueled by croquetas and chocha, El Caballo wants and welcomes all the smoke. Also notorious for full mounting women and sitting on their faces. Despite the haters, El Caballo always stays sucker free.
“Holy shit, does he have three legs? Must be El Caballo”

“Bro, that guy doesn’t give AF what anyone thinks about him and says lo qué le sale de la pinga… ese es El Caballo”

“It’s doesn’t matter that it’s 3 of us and just him… he’s has enough dick for all of us, he’s El Caballo”
El Caballo by AnonymousCaballo November 23, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026