Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.
He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!
by N0CallerID June 16, 2025
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