Egyptian Pie 

An Egyptian Pie is "served" by a female slapping her exposed labia against the forehead of an individual in an erotic manner.
Egyptian Pie is the female performed version of teabagging, the practice of slapping the testicles of on individual against the forehead of another individual in an erotic manner.

"What's on the menu tonight, sweetheart?"
"Egyptian Pie, fresh and hot!"

Egyptian Pie by UnUnUnium August 20, 2004

Egyptian Mud Pie 

Egyptian Mud Pies can only occurs every other leap year. It is the process of mixing a chocolate milkshake with a chinese rice patty. Once this is complete, the mixture is ingested through a bendy straw by an A-list celebrity(preferably Matt Damon). A snap shot must be taken of the celebrity drinking it and saved in a family photo album. Once the album contains at least 5 pictures, it is considered an Egyptian Mud Pie.

In 2012, I will have completed my third Egyptian Mud Pie.

Egyptian Mud Pie by Gloriatheasianliu1 November 13, 2011