ego handjob

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An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.

Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."

ego handjob by Armchair007 December 25, 2011

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Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

Ego Handjob by Josh June 3, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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