by Lascivious February 22, 2010
A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.
Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.
by The Great And Powerful Oz September 23, 2007
A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.
Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
by Philip, Duke of Parma November 06, 2022
A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.
by anon November 21, 2002
by Evil October 19, 2003
The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".
by MentholMan January 22, 2007
6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.
The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.
by Succubus February 06, 2005