Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.

Egg Cock by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017

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When a man injects synthol into bell end

Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.

cock egg by Mr. Cock Egg February 9, 2018

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egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

egg shaped cock by Purplenado March 7, 2023

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