a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger
by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018
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