Getting it in the butt from the star football player, prefferably on a feild (50 yardline). Then when you go to ask for his number you get stiff armed in the face.
Chappel heisman'ed Besty last weekend, not only was her bowl movement extremely painful, but she has a black eye.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"