Eat a Dick

An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"

by Will I AM 5 April 26, 2009

Eat a Dick

EAT a Dick = SOULJA BOY

SOULJA BOY: YAAAAAHHH!!!!

LEGENDARY ICE T: EAT A DICK SOULJA BOY....YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED HIP HOP

by PLA J SNIP August 29, 2008

Eat a Dick

Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.
1. As a joke
2. Towards somebody you dislike
3. Used when you just cbf to listen

1. "URGH Im starving"
"haha eat a dick"
2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"
3. "hey man wats goin on?"
"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"

by supermajic August 25, 2005

eat a dick

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick

by halfjap October 27, 2005

Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009

eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

by nevetSteven January 08, 2011

Eat a dick

A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.

by BobbyMiller January 31, 2003