Eat Donkey

To go ass-to-mouth.

Hugo: Have a mint or something - your breath stinks!
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.

Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.

Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...

by jbah December 29, 2010

gigantic piece of donkey eating shit

A gigantic piece of donkey eating shit, well........... that would be me :D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha or you

by nizy May 09, 2005

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024