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eat bread 

To eat bread,

is to basically smoke pot/weed(a.k.a. marijuana)
This is an useful way to talk about doing drugs without adults finding out what you're talking about.

This is the most recent/commonly used term to replace the former and widely used term "smoke weed"
Girl:i want to eat bread tonight because it takes me to cloud nine
Boy:Okay, ill make sure to bring some tonight

Teacher walks by,overhears their conversation and thinks:Now I want a bagel
eat bread by cloud999 July 8, 2011

eat bread 

"eat bread Dgraf, you never shut up"
eat bread by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

eat bread 

A common expression used my people to tell other individuals that they are wrong and they must pay for their consequences. If someone says something ridiculous or just fucking dumb, they must EAT BREAD. Don't complain, just eat...
Idiot: *rapping in french* Ca commence bien mais ca fini mal...

Me:WHAT!? ur a fucking idiot eat bread now!

Idiot: But its so dry!

Me: eat bread for complaining

Idiot: uhhh fine
eat bread by Luke Grubez May 13, 2005

Eat Bread 

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies
Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead
Eat Bread by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019

how to eat bread 

Idk just put in your fucking mouth

National Eat Bread By itself day 

April 18th is National Eat Bread By Itself Day. All Day On April 18th you have to eat bread by itself.
“OMGG!!! Tomorrow is National Eat Bread By Itself day!!-Ailani
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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