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to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'
idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'
by ashmoree July 08, 2009
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The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.
Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!
by 514funny August 25, 2008
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Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.
Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*
by Didaloo September 10, 2020
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A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say β€œoh my god eat my shorts”
Person 1-β€œwanna fuck”
Person2-β€œI don’t know”
Person 1-β€œeat my shorts”
by Kagsldvkabdjd December 16, 2017
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