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Easy Pete 

An Easy Pete is a wise old man, typically one of dark skin (Though this is not neccesary.) He is Western American, and usually retired from a working man's career, such as; prospecting, farming, policing, etc. An Easy Pete is also known to have a secret stash that only youngsters who have experience gain access too
-Approaching a Saloon with an old bearded African-American sitting out front-

Person 1, "Mister, have any idea where I can buy supplies and such?"

Old Man, "If supplies are what you need, there is a general store down the street left of here."

Person 1, 'What an Easy Pete'
Easy Pete by Decent Man August 2, 2017
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Easy Pete 

When your someone gives you a handjob using an assortment of multicolored fireworks.
Bro, Saige gave me the most wicked Easy Pete ever!
Easy Pete by HwiteMAn December 12, 2016
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