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Easter Worshipper 

A politically correct euphemism used to refer to Christians physically violently attacked by terrorists not of the faith of Christianity, without having to acknowledge the facts that Christians can be victims of violence and that Non-Christians can be perpetrators of violence against Christians, thus preserving the narrative of intersectionality.
"On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka." - A former female presidential candidate who was fully backed by the mainstream media and by her openly socialist front runner "opponent" in the same political party, and still lost to a politically incorrect straight white christian male despised by the mainstream media.
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Easter Worshipper 

A slur word to describe Christians.
Easter worshippers worship the pagan god Eostre. Christians do not.

Easter Worshipper 

When you have to make a public statement about something that proves what you try to promote is dangerous.
Biased politicians reported the christians who were killed by islamic terrorists as easter worshippers.

Easter Worshipper 

Someone who worships on Easter. The people who worship on Easter are usually understood to be Christian, because Easter is the most important holiday for Christians, but other groups worship on or around Easter, as the Vernal Equinox is a common time for religious rituals.
The terrorists attacked the Easter Worshippers as they prayed.

Easter worshipper 

A politically correct term used to describe Christians who've been massacred at Easter. Not to be confused with Christmas worshipper - a similar term used at Christmas. Please notice that terms like these are only necessary when describing Christians. If you need to describe massacred Muslims it's important to make sure that it's explicitly stated that it's Muslims. This way you'll emphasize that Muslims are peaceful and can be victims too.
My heart breaks for the global Easter worshipper community.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.
Easter worshipper by cokeduckles April 22, 2019

easter worshippers 

Obama: The attacks on tourists and Easter Worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity.

Literally anyone else: I didn't know Easter was it's own religion.

Easter worshippers 

Christians
this term used by such prominent politicians as Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Thereza May and others.
I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.

The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity.
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