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Noun; an ear pimple, usually embedded deep within the epidermis of the lobe, it is identified as feeling like a small bb in the middle of the ear. Its origins date back to ancient Greek Mythology in which Earmple, a young and impressionable cowboy, is seduced by Hermes, the gayest of all the Greek gods. When Hermes offered Earmple to partake from his loins he made him the promise of the worlds greatest orgasm. But Earmple insulted the god, saying he was not sure if "he went that way". Already ridiculed by Zeus as being "that little gay dude with the wings who delivers my mail" Hermes was outraged and condemned Earmple to forever wander in the lobes of mortals. That is why to this day an Earmple is located in the center of the lobe not sure which way to burst from. Every time an earmple is popped Hermes promise is granted and the recipient receives unspeakable satisfaction.
I smiled as the earmple exploded from my ear lobe and hit the mirror with such force that it cracked.
Earmple by Pochev July 24, 2008
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Noun; an ear pimple, usually embedded deep within the epidermis of the lobe, it is identified as feeling like a small bb in the middle of the ear. Its origins date back to ancient Greek Mythology in which Earmple, a young and impressionable cowboy, is seduced by Hermes, the gayest of all the Greek gods. When Hermes offered Earmple to partake from his loins he made him the promise of the worlds greatest orgasm. But Earmple insulted the god, saying he was not sure if "he went that way". Already ridiculed by Zeus as being "that little gay dude with the wings who delivers my mail" Hermes was outraged and condemned Earmple to forever wander in the lobes of mortals. That is why to this day an Earmple is located in the center of the lobe not sure which way to burst from. Every time an earmple is popped Hermes promise is granted and the recipient receives unspeakable satisfaction.
I smiled as the earmple thrust from my ear lobe and hit the mirror with such force that it cracked
Earmple by Pochev July 28, 2008
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Easy/simple.

Made from a dyslexic mix up.

(pronounced "imple")
"Oh shit, I know how that's done. It's so eample!"
Eample by mrminer April 12, 2009
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026