by Boedatious January 6, 2011
A term describing a situation encountered in the sport of American Football, referring to one player being tackled/blocked in the side of the head without previous knowledge or warning of impact. It is referred to as "getting ear holed" because the ear hole on a football helmet is usually a devastating blind spot. Getting Ear Holed can often cause concussions.
Ethan was watching the safety approaching on his left, but the outside linebacker totally ear holed him from the right.
by Tedley70 May 30, 2010
by Gamergurl2000 January 29, 2019
A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.
Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
by I Animate June 19, 2021
to be struck upon the side of the head,most commonly by mothers to their young spawn after being bold boys
by custard ganet February 16, 2004
The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole
Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"
by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017
The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole
Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"
by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017