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ear fucking 

When one's excessive talking boils to the point of exhaustion for the recipient. For the person who receives this audible impaling, a meltdown incurs and hostile actions goes into affect.
"you've been Ear Fucking me for the past 3 hours, shut the fuck up before I knock you out"
ear fucking by Krumbz March 2, 2008
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ear fucking 

the action of fucking ones ear
i want to do some ear fucking
ear fucking by izzyman1200 July 16, 2018

ear fucking 

getting fucked through stretchers, gauges in your ear.
Anna got ear fucked by a penis, while she went on an inter provincial vacation. ear fucking includes a penis and a large hole in the earlobe of a man or woman.
ear fucking by gaytubelover August 22, 2011

ear fucking 

when you talk to someone through there ear

Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.
Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear
ear fucking by GAY PERSON #3 May 14, 2019

earfucking 

Orgasmic feeling supposedly produced by a musician playing a zurna directly into someone else's ear. The zurna is a type of shrill keyless oboe played mostly in the Balkans in traditional folk music and many zurna players are deaf as a result of the instrument being played directly into their ears.
If you go to the (former Yugoslav republic of) Macedonia, you may see some earfucking going on in the villages where ensembles play traditional music.
earfucking by pentozali January 19, 2014
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