EYL

Lilyannah is the most sarcastic female you will ever meet. She doesn't give a fuck about school and she would do anything for you. Lilyannah Eyles-Newby is usually stunning and could possibly steal your man but trust me she would never steal anyone's man because she is the most loyal girl you will ever come across if you have met a female named Lilyannah I'm telling you keep her close because she is the most unproblematic female out there trust me

Person 1: omg is that Lilyannah Eyles-Newby
Person 2: yeah she is so lovely

by Uwillneverknowbish May 15, 2022

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EYL

Acronym for “End Your Life”, similar to “Kill Yourself” that of another phrase you may have heard of.

Person A on Public Account: This thing is alright, I’m okay with it’s existence.

Person B on Private Account quoting Person A: You fucking suck, EYL.

by disturb June 11, 2024

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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 16, 2023

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